[Verse]
In the land of star-spangled glitz and glam
A man thought he'd cast his vote like Uncle Sam
Torn between a pair so hilariously bright
An Indian chap or a blonde with a fight
[Verse 2]
Rama from Delhi with his spicy attitude
Wants change fast but lacks a touch of gratitude
Then there’s Sally from Texas with her wavy blonde hair
Talks big but her policies vanish in air
[Chorus]
Caught in the voting booth what should he do
Red white and blue doesn’t help him through
For each ballot he marks is a comedy show
Choosing the least of evils is a plot pitfall you know
[Verse 3]
Rama can cook up policies hotter than the sun
But his diplomatic skills are practically none
Sally claims she’ll drive a truck for the working class
But she can’t back it up with anything but sass
[Verse 4]
Debates turned into circus shows under bright lights
Both candidates engaging in hilarious fights
Rama promises curry in every single bowl
While Sally swears the burger will be her soul
[Chorus]
Caught in the voting booth what should he do
Red white and blue doesn’t help him through
For each ballot he marks is a comedy show
Choosing the least of evils is a plot pitfall you know
